I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
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all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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