I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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