i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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