So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
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He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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