all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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