I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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