ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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