Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
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Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
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your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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