Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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