I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
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If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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