i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
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