Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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