I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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