There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Randomize
