can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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