Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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