I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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