the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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