So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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