We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
My feet surprised me
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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