just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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