sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
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