So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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