I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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