just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
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If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.