My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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