Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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