talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
farters have to be the big spoon...
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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