had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
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I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
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