and you said cock pushups were impossible
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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