there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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