One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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