just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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