When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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