He asked to "fluff my boner.."
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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