She's JV to your varsity
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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