i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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