I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Bring me that man meat
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
