U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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