Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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