i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Randomize
