so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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