What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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