I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
