dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He better not be in your backpack
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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