I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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