Pappa wants mamma naked
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
