is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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