i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
it was like eating out sand paper
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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