I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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