The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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