It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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