i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
We just shotgunned beers for America
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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