Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
