your parents love me but you hate me
Someone shit on the floor
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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