My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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