In the future we'll all be gay
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Farmville is her only friend.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Randomize
