Umm I'm too high to move.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Randomize