Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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