the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
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A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I use my feet as sexual weapons
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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